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Before and After Marriage

Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating

Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month

Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

Before - Ricky & Lucy
After - Fred & Ethel

Before - Saturday Night Live
After - Monday Night Football

Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before - Don't Stop
After - Don't Start

Before - The Sound of Music
After - The Sound of Silence

Before - Is that all you are eating?
After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey

Before - Wheel of Fortune
After - Jeopardy

Before - It's like living a dream
After - It's a nightmare

Before - $60 / dozen
After - $1.50 / stem

Before - Turbocharged
After - Needs a jump-start

Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit of the Loom

Before - Feathers & handcuffs
After - Ball and chain

Before - Idol
After - Idle

Before - He's lost without me
After - Why can't he ask for directions?

Before - When together, time stands still
After - This relationship is going nowhere

Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagels and instant coffee

Before - Oysters
After - Fish sticks

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?

Before - Romeo and Juliet
After - Bill and Hillary

Men, Don’t let this happen to your relationship…

Nail it down... before it’s too late!